From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly
MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)
- AIRPORT HAUNTED BY DEAD HARE KRISHNAS! — WWN
- TOBOGGAN TABBIES Cats drag lost geologist to safety — WWN
- LEGLESS MOUNTAIN CLIMBER TO SCALE MT. EVEREST — SUN
- INNOVATIVE REAL ESTATE COMPANY OFFERS NEW LEASE ON LIFE! — WWN
- New religion proclaims: God is a flying spaghetti monster! — SUN
- Housewife knits sweaters with lint from her clothes dryer! — WWN
- Edgar Allan Poe foresaw 9/11 Govt. probes claim famous Raven is Osama Bin Laden! — SUN
- POLTERKITE TERRORIZES CENTRAL PARK LIKE A BLOOD-RED BIRD OF PREY — WWN
- BIGFOOT VS. ALIENS! HAIRY HERO DEFENDS HOME TURF AGAINST SPACE INVADERS! — WWN
- ALIEN ZOO ANIMALS LOOSE ON EARTH! Saucer crash sets bizarre creatures free! — WWN
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