In passing

You've overheard one of the following. Write the full conversation.

• "Not a lot of teenage girls will own up to being in the Mafia, that's true."
  
  
• "No self respecting super hero would wear open toed shoes."
  
  
• "Well, I'm an American, so it's my god-given right to misunderstand your geography."
  
  
• "Yes, but you can't really navigate based solely on spite."

These came from In Passing [now defunct] where actual overheard (or misoverheard!) bits of conversation are posted. (It's an amusing browse but not as useful for writing promtps as I'd hoped.)

(Someone collected a chunk of them.)