Foods flash

Set the timer for 10-15 minutes. Pick one of the following headlines and write the news report.

• Teddy Grahams may slow spread of ankle stones.
  
• Battered liver could prevent excitable neck.
  
• Powdered pancake mix could cause ear shrinkage.
  
• Jellied beef could cause squeaky gums.
  
• Boiled cake could increase risk of armpit flatulence.
  
• Olestra may lead to rectal weasels.
  
• Turkey neck may increase risk of tongue arthritis.

These were automatically generated at The Not My Desk New Food Dire Warning And/Or Healthful Revelation Generator.