From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)February 2006
- REVENGE OF THE KILLER CACTI — SUN
- Germany invaded — by Nazi raccoons! — SUN
- MUTE DRIVER HONKS OUT A ROAD RAGE IN MORSE CODE — WWN
- ELVIS WAX FIGURE CRIES REAL TEARS — WWN
- ZEBRA BORN WITH HORIZONTAL STRIPES — WWN
- Priest called in to exorcise school 'spirit' — WWN
- URBAN PLANNING NIGHTMARE: Self-building strip malls invade U.S. — WWN
- FIRED ARCHITECT BURNS HIS BRIDGES— WWN
- DRUNKS FALL OFF ROOF AFTER BARTENDER DECLARES DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! — WWN
- Man with large fuzzy slippers creates enough electricity to heat his house — WWN
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