Top 10 tabloid headlines for October 2005

From The City Newsstand's (a newsstand/bookstore in Chicago) monthly MAGBAG -- Top 10 Tabloid Headlines. (Mostly from Weekly World News (WWN) and the SUN.)

Choose one as a writing prompt.

OCTOBER 2005 

1. MALEVOLENT MAN-WORM! — WWN
   
2. EXORCISM CURES MONSTROUS ZIT! — WWN
   
3. MAN'S PAJAMAS ARE HAUNTED! — WWN
   
4. DRUNK GHOST RUINS OWN FUNERAL — WWN
   
5. DI, DI MY DARLING PRINCESS' GHOST HAS CHARLES AND CAMILLA SPOOKED! — WWN
   
6. CSI USES PUMPKIN FACE TO ID REMAINS OF MOB VICTIM BURIED IN FIELD! — WWN
   
7. EINSTEIN'S BRAIN COMES TO LIFE—AND GOES ON RAMPAGE! — WWN
   
8. HOBOO! High cost of real estate forces ghost onto the streets! — WWN
   
9. DWARF DRACULA· KNEE-HIGH ANKLE BITER TERRORIZING SEATTLE! — WWN
   
10. HOWLING BEAST TERRORIZES OHIO TOWN — SCIENTISTS MYSTIFIED BY BIZARRE CRIES — SUN